If there is one location in London where I suspect you won't find many men, it is at the Berkeley Hotel's Pret a Portea. With a collection of biscuits inspired by the fashion collections, and teas served in Paul Smith china, it would take a brave (or cajoled) man to endure what is ultimately a girlie delight.
They have just introduced the option of home delivery; wouldn't it be exciting (and extravagant) to have a box of biscuits delivered on this pink and green Vespa.
I love how the front of the Vespa says 'Let them eat cake.'
Afternoon tea at the Berkeley Hotel, from £35.